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What are some good and wholesome hobbies for a 43 year old woman to take up?

09 Apr

I am as pure as the driven snow and of the highest moral caliber. I am interested in hobbies that will showcase my virtue.

As usual, I appreciate your honesty.

 
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  1. Precious

    April 9, 2010 at 8:48 am

    Pole dancing classes :)

     
  2. Regular Guy

    April 9, 2010 at 9:25 am

    1) Knitting
    2) Scrabble
    3) Finger-blasting.

     
  3. ♥ Don't Hate ♥

    April 9, 2010 at 9:38 am

    LMAO….

    Pure as the driven snow Cel?

    Lemme think a minute get back to ya!

    Edit: Oh I think Lilbit is one to something there!

    Stand up comedian could def. be a future for you!

     
  4. BabyGoat down yerThroat

    April 9, 2010 at 10:37 am

    paper mache penises

     
  5. gunpowder & lead 4

    April 9, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Pole dancing lessons

     
  6. Uncle Billy 5

    April 9, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    menopause, your hubby will love it, well maybe not

     
  7. LeRoy

    April 9, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    nude gardening, good for your liver too.

     
  8. confused

    April 9, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    knitting…you could make scarf, gloves, hat, sweater, sweater pants….possible a knitted snuggie…lol

     
  9. KK88 Your Face

    April 9, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    Grow some money making house plants if you know what I mean.
    Drinking is a good hobby too

     
  10. JustinB The mendicant of Arc

    April 9, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    moonshinin.

     
  11. mrhappy

    April 9, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    mouth hugs….you’re welcome:)…

     
  12. shelly

    April 9, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    knitting
    crocheting
    pole dancing
    quilting

     
  13. Shades of Grey

    April 9, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    Teabaggin

    <<<<39 year old that loves it!

     
  14. ~Lilbit~

    April 9, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    How about a stand up comic…cause that part about you being as pure as the driven snow…was pretty danged funny.

     
  15. johnny trash

    April 9, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    you should try to find out the average penis length of Canadian males

     
  16. double secret agent

    April 9, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    oil up the agent man.

     
  17. BillyCostigan

    April 9, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    1. You should get a “Turd Twister” so you can make pretty shapes when you go #2.
    2. Lap dances.
    3. Drunken photo sessions.

    “Pure as the driven snow and of the highest moral caliber”…the power of Christ compels you!!!!

     
  18. robrobiii

    April 9, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    showing sailors around town when thier ship is in?

     
  19. GEM

    April 9, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    I am a 41 year old who has taken up writing…..
    Peace.

     
  20. JayJay

    April 9, 2010 at 5:18 pm

    Break Dancing
    Salvation Army Bell Ringer
    Multi Perosnality Disorder Housewife
    School Baked Goods Representative
    Playboy (or girl) Collector
    Balloon Animal Enthusist
    Paper Clip Sculptur Artist
    Watercolor Breats and Buttocks Impressionist
    Worlds Guiness Book of Records Winner For Woman who uses the most Coupons on a daily basis
    A Republician
    A Laywer
    A Used Car Sales Man
    The pooper scooper in the Rose Parade

     
  21. DRAGON

    April 9, 2010 at 6:02 pm

    Collecting dragon related items. If that does not work then just remember that dragon usually have two horns…much better than that sill rabbit thing.

    DRAGON 2012
    “Great fortune for U.S.”

     
  22. ~buttercakes~

    April 9, 2010 at 6:28 pm

    *crochet condoms cozies,g-strings & halo’s
    *quilting, using used underwear fabric blocks
    *print out flyers/leaflets to local schools;subject = virginal snow removal

     
  23. МѓМ Bytes Tυвlєt H8rs!

    April 9, 2010 at 7:20 pm

    Since you are pure as the driven snow then it seems that you should take up learning the ways of corruption and defilement.

    I will volunteer my time to be your guide through this wondrous path of discovery.

     
  24. Bob Newhart is this thing on?

    April 9, 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Knob-polishing.

     
  25. The Spectacular Kevin

    April 9, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    Michael Jackson impersonating

     
  26. Him

    April 9, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    you can make me a sandwich everyday at 12 noon….
    i guess you could call that a hobby?

     
  27. ♪♫Heather Honey♫♪

    April 9, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    Hmm…. you could do porno scrapbooking….

    Knitting/crocheting beaver clothes sounds fun, too. ;)

     
  28. Mike H In New Orleans

    April 9, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    LOL – yeah right – Just stick to being naughty and you will be fine – we all love the naughty you.

     
  29. Robert #2

    April 9, 2010 at 10:58 pm

    Anal bowling. You know what I mean.

     
  30. SteveC

    April 9, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    Stripping

    SteveC

     
  31. I♥Y!A + Justin timberlake ;)

    April 10, 2010 at 12:30 am

    Playing with your Cat
    *Cries*

     
  32. ♥jaded♥

    April 10, 2010 at 1:13 am

    I take care of men with hangovers…you should try it sometime. Brings out that maternal instinct…to eat her young :)

     
  33. IAN B

    April 10, 2010 at 2:01 am

    Writing…….Fiction mainly ; ) lol

     
  34. Savvy/Snuggie

    April 10, 2010 at 2:27 am

    Underwater basket weaving comes to mind. Would be a snap for a beaver.

     
  35. Ependa

    April 10, 2010 at 3:24 am

    Baby goat’s onto something..you could make them pinatas , lol..that sure beats (no pun intended) what my girls and I used to do (til it wore out)..we have this Boyz R Stupid, throw rocks at them t-shirt that we used to pass around..Whoever was p’d at her man , or men in general , got to wear the shirt. It sure did wear out fast =)

    I’m thinking you should look into sex clubs. You know, we actually have them in Salt Lake City?? Not that I’ve participated, lol. I was just shocked that they were here and amused. I’m working on it, when I’m virtuous enough, I’ll check them out ;-)

    You could take belly dance lessons =)

     
  36. Mike M.

    April 10, 2010 at 3:45 am

    There’s absolutely no reason what-so-ever as to why you couldn’t take up model railroading as a hobby. Speaking as one, I’m sure you’ll enjoy it to no end.